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Name: Coko Mulan
Home: Detroit, MI, United States
About Me: 23. Christian. TheDazzleCartelFounder.SalonZeroDegrees.AccessoryFreak. ShoeAddict. UniversityOfMichiganAlumni. BigSister. Daughter. AttitudeProblem. Comedienne. Shop-a-holic. Intellectual(Duh). Opinionated
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  Monday, June 18, 2007  
 
 
Detroit Mess #2
Ok so.. I'm going through the club pix to give you all Detroit Mess #2... and there wasn't much... usually the parties where the professionals take pix at are pretty nice and classy... but I was on somebody's MySpace page... and one of their top friends was this hot n shitty mess... and I said that I wouldn't post personal pix... only pix from photographers... but then I realized.. I only said it in my head so.. here ya go!





These images produce the same effect as gouging my eyes out would... pain and blindness


If you have suddenly experienced instant vaginal dryness... don't worry... u don't have a STD... it's just this photo.


I mean... I could caption these photos but... a picture says a thousand words and then some.. don't ya think?

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posted by Coko Mulan @ 3:07 PM   14 comments
 
 
  Thursday, May 31, 2007  
 
 
Detroit Mess #1
So.. I was looking at pictures from when I went out to a club one day.. there are always photographers at the party and my mama said somebody looked a mess... then she said she was gonna make a post called Detroit Mess in her lil yahoo group.. but she don't blog no more so.. I shall share the Detroit Mess with the rest of the blog world.. Thanks mom ;)


Squirrel fur around the neck... never a good look...


Cut up shirts.. are for the gym... and for 8th graders.. and I don't know whats up with that pose in the second shot.. it is NOT the glory


Fellas.. save the walking suits for church... or for the Salvation Army... and please... PLEASE don't wear boots that go up your leg... that is sooo homo


Matching your hair... to your outfit... is always a bad idea... If your hair color can be found in the Crayola box... that's not good either... oh yeah.. Ladies.. before you take pix.. make sure your GIRDLE IS PUT UP!


Ok... so.. I know your roots might get a lil raggedy in the club.. especially if u perm-free or are in need of a touch-up.. but there is no need for nobody's eyebrows to look like that! Caterpillars are NOT cute. Ya'll know that irks me...


They actually don't look bad. It's just... I'm mad that she put on her big brother's shirt under that t-shirt.. How yo undershirt gon be bigger than your overshirt? I see the outfit u dreamed of.. but u turned it into a nightmare.. booo.


We can have a blogger breakfast with them.. pancake titties and rolls galore! Just nasty


I don't care how big or small u are.. if u have rolls.. they should be covered.. not visible... especially if they are VERTICAL! And if your stomach is hanging over your pants... get a bigger pair... I hate to see girls with the muffin top... or cake top in her case...


Aside from this being a possibly cute outfit gone wrong... Ladies... Fellas... don't wear gym shoes to the club.. cuz if u old enough to get in the club... u too old to be wearing gym shoes to it


I was at this party... they looked a mess... We not a singing group... We not going on a field trip... We do not need to match to keep up with each other.. and one of the girls with the yellow and red had on a yellow heel and a red heel.. Why? Cuz she thought we were still in sixth grade... Not that they all look bad individually(Except for baby girl with the jogging suit... cuz we wear jogging suits when we jog... not when we club.).. but matching.. boo.


She's doing too much with the white leggings... I feel like she's about to start praise dancing...


I think it was Opinionated Diva said that flowers should be left in the ground... If you didn't agree before... don't you agree now?

ATTENTION STRIPPERS: PLEASE STOP AT THE CRIB AND CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES WHEN YOU GET OFF WORK BEFORE YOU COME TO THE CLUB. THANKS.

Now that I'm looking at this.. I think this is the same girl.. I saw her in pix from other parties... but she didn't look this stank.. just nasty.

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posted by Coko Mulan @ 7:49 AM   16 comments
 
 
  Thursday, May 24, 2007  
 
 
Michigan roads... and Kill Yourself: Dumbass
I don't know if any of you have ever been to Michigan but... our roads suck... they are shitty.. Not only in Detroit... but all over Michigan... there are potholes big enough for my car to fit in (not like my car is that big) and I ruined my first car because of some potholes.
Michigan drivers pay about $7 billion a year in added vehicle maintenance, wasted fuel costs and death and injury related to poor roads. Read more click here.


I didn't even read that article... but u know the roads are bad if they killing people.. whenever we drive out of state... I know we in Ohio not because of the Welcome to Ohio sign but as soon ( I mean instantly) as we cross state lines it gets quiet in the car because the road is smooth.. You know the road is bad if its killin folks... We prolly have the worst roads in the country... I'll put my money on it.. Nebody else got bad roads?


Remember when I wrote about that 91-year-old man getting beat? in 20 Questions... Well they caught the boy who did it... and he did beat the shit out that old man... (video footage here) Why is this nigga requesting police protection in jail because he think somebody gon whoop that ass cuz of what he did... let them whoop that ass... or u could just kill yourself.. DUMBASS!! When he goes I'll find him in OTIS... I'll write him nasty letters.. don't fuck with old people!!

Should I buy this dress?



Cuz I already have these shoes:


It's at Charlotte-russe.com but not in the store that I went to the other day... I guess if i couldnt fit it i could always take it back to the store

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posted by Coko Mulan @ 6:56 AM   16 comments
 
 
  Wednesday, May 23, 2007  
 
 
Kill Yourself: Money-hungry lezbo's
This bull has pissed me off... I already do not agree with homosexuality, it's against my religion. Before we get into that.. I don't hate gays.. I have lesbian friends and I luv them 2 death.. I just don't agree with their decisions.. just like i wouldn't approve of my best friend being a hoe, my cousin being a drug dealer, my uncle doing drugs... but thats another topic for another day anyway.. read this:
Pennsylvania Court Orders Sperm Donor to Lesbian Couple to Pay Child Support
Wednesday, May 09, 2007

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HARRISBURG, Pennsylvania — A sperm donor who helped a lesbian couple conceive two children is liable for child support under a state appellate court ruling that a legal expert believes might be the first of its kind in the U.S.

A Superior Court panel last week ordered a Dauphin County judge to establish how much Carl L. Frampton Jr. would have to pay to the birth mother of the 8-year-old boy and 7-year-old girl.

"I'm unaware of any other state appellate court that has found that a child has, simultaneously, three adults who are financially obligated to the child's support and are also entitled to visitation," said New York Law School professor Arthur S. Leonard, an expert on sexuality and the law.

But Frampton, 60, of Indiana, Pennsylvania, died suddenly of a stroke in March, leaving lawyers involved in the case with different theories about how his death may affect the precedent-setting case.

Jodilynn Jacob, 33, and Jennifer Lee Shultz-Jacob, 48, moved in together as a couple in 1996, and were granted a civil-union license in Vermont in 2002. In addition to conceiving the two children with the help of Frampton — a longtime friend of Shultz-Jacob's — Jacob also adopted her brother's two older children, now 12 and 13

But the women's relationship fell apart, and Jacob and the children moved out of their Dillsburg, Pennsylvania, home in February 2006.

Shortly afterward, a court awarded her about $1,000 a month in support from Shultz-Jacob. Shultz-Jacob later lost an effort to have the court force Frampton to contribute support — a decision that the Superior Court overturned April 30.

Jacob, who now lives in Harrisburg, said Frampton provided some financial support over the years and gradually took a greater interest in the children.

"Part of the decision came down because he was so involved with them," Jacob said Wednesday. "It wasn't that he went to the (sperm) bank and that was it. They called him Papa."

The process was very informal — Jacob was inseminated at home.

In his written opinion requiring Frampton to help pay for the child's support, Superior Court Judge John T.J. Kelly Jr. noted that Frampton spent thousands of dollars on the children, including purchases of toys and clothing.

The children knew he was their biological father, but Frampton opposed the effort to compel support from him.

"We made the argument that, according to Pennsylvania law as it stands, there can really only be two adult individuals that can be held liable for support in a child-custody case," said Frampton's lawyer, Matthew Aaron Smith.

Shultz-Jacob's lawyer, Heather Z. Reynosa, wants Frampton's support obligation to be made retroactive to when Jacob first filed for support. Frampton's Social Security survivor benefits may also help reduce Shultz-Jacob's monthly obligation.

It is unclear how the child-support guidelines, which assume two parents, will be adapted to account for three parents.

"That's what's going to be interesting, because there's not a whole lot of guidance out there," Reynosa said.

The state Supreme Court is currently considering a similar case, in which a sperm donor wants to enforce a promise made by the mother that he would not have to be involved in the child's life. That biological father was ordered to pay $1,520 in monthly support.

About two-thirds of states have adopted versions of the Uniform Parentage Act that can shield sperm donors from being forced to assume parenting responsibilities. Pennsylvania has no such law.






Ummm... I'm sorry but I think this a bunch of BULL... you wanna be a damn lesbian and have your relationship.... get married.. or civilly unioned... whatever. but when your relationship falls apart u want the man who gave u the GIFT of life to pay for the child... PLEASE KILL YOURSELF. Thanks...

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posted by Coko Mulan @ 7:47 AM   6 comments
 
 
  Friday, May 4, 2007  
 
 
And they wonder why everything is a race issue...
You know how white people always say "You people make everything about race" and this news article validats my point that 75% of the shit we go thru is about race...

It's called MERCY SPARES BANK ROBBER and basically what happened was this older white man ROBBED A BANK... we talking armed robbery and the judge let him off and helped him find a job. They let him off because he was 'a desperate man driven to a desperate act by Michigan's grueling economy' AND they helped him find a job. For the full story click here .

Now if this is not the biggest load of bull that I have ever heard... I have $10 in my account... my insurance is due Monday and I don't have no gas in my car... So if I rob a bank do u think they'll let my black ass off with a slap on the wrists? You think they let Leroy off because his baby was starving and he ain't have a way to feed her? People don't commit crimes (for the most part) cuz that shit is fun... it's cuz they broke..
Why am I slanging these rocks? Cuz I'm broke and my lil sister hungry..
Why am I slanging this punanny? Cuz I'm broke and my seeds need feeding..
Why am I holding up this bank? Cuz me and my kids ain't got nowhere to stay and I ain't got nothing to lose but my KIDS TO HUNGER!

This shit makes my blood boil.. honestly.. I can't even think about the so-called just justice system that we have... U'll come back to this post and write my intellectual piece but as of right now... I'm str8 on that...

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posted by Coko Mulan @ 12:42 PM   5 comments
 
 
  Thursday, May 3, 2007  
 
 
Stay fly even when u not fly...
1.)Keep your eyebrows arched!!!



This right here is not a good look... and even when u look tore up.. you can still be cute when your eyebrows are done... Having caterpillars on your face is NOT the Glory..




2.) Put your stunna shades on...



Just cuz.. it looks fly.. keep a pair in your purse, your car, your house.. everywhere..

3.) If you in between hair-do's... do not pull your hair straight to the back.. especially if all ya hair don't fit in the ponytail... ya'll know that looks a mess!




Try a messy ponytail... Invest in a head band or somethin...


3.)Moisturize your situation to preserve your sexy...



Crusty lips don't look cute on nobody... fellas this goes for you all 2... just don't use lipglass.. the shine is not for u.. try Carmex..
4.)Wear earrings


Even if they are just studs.. they help u out a little...in some cases a lot.. and if your hair is real short.. always wear earrings... especially if yo face is man-ish... or masculine.. whichever lingo u prefer..

5.)Wear a hat.. cuz we all have bad hair days... and sometimes it ain't nothin else u can do besides cover them naps up.. if u want.. stick a couple tracks in there.. might be cute.. lol

6.) Keep yo teeth white!





Brush yo dang teeth!! If yo teeth and your skin are the same color... u need to invest in some whitening toothpaste, whitening mouthwash.. and some Crest white strips... now that I think about it... u might need to go see the Dentist...

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posted by Coko Mulan @ 4:20 PM   5 comments