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| Mz Coko likes being Fly... and Mz Coko likes talking about stuff other than clothes... cuz that's what 'Intellectuals' do. Plus Mz Coko has a slight case of ADD and can not stay on one topic... so whatever Mz Coko feels like talking about (something along the lines of fashion and black folk issues) is what is gonna get talked about.
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Name: Coko Mulan
Home: Detroit, MI, United States
About Me: 23. Christian. TheDazzleCartelFounder.SalonZeroDegrees.AccessoryFreak. ShoeAddict. UniversityOfMichiganAlumni. BigSister. Daughter. AttitudeProblem. Comedienne. Shop-a-holic. Intellectual(Duh). Opinionated
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Thursday, May 31, 2007 |
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| Detroit Mess #1 |
So.. I was looking at pictures from when I went out to a club one day.. there are always photographers at the party and my mama said somebody looked a mess... then she said she was gonna make a post called Detroit Mess in her lil yahoo group.. but she don't blog no more so.. I shall share the Detroit Mess with the rest of the blog world.. Thanks mom ;)
Squirrel fur around the neck... never a good look...
 
Cut up shirts.. are for the gym... and for 8th graders.. and I don't know whats up with that pose in the second shot.. it is NOT the glory
Fellas.. save the walking suits for church... or for the Salvation Army... and please... PLEASE don't wear boots that go up your leg... that is sooo homo
Matching your hair... to your outfit... is always a bad idea... If your hair color can be found in the Crayola box... that's not good either... oh yeah.. Ladies.. before you take pix.. make sure your GIRDLE IS PUT UP!
Ok... so.. I know your roots might get a lil raggedy in the club.. especially if u perm-free or are in need of a touch-up.. but there is no need for nobody's eyebrows to look like that! Caterpillars are NOT cute. Ya'll know that irks me...
They actually don't look bad. It's just... I'm mad that she put on her big brother's shirt under that t-shirt.. How yo undershirt gon be bigger than your overshirt? I see the outfit u dreamed of.. but u turned it into a nightmare.. booo.
We can have a blogger breakfast with them.. pancake titties and rolls galore! Just nasty
I don't care how big or small u are.. if u have rolls.. they should be covered.. not visible... especially if they are VERTICAL! And if your stomach is hanging over your pants... get a bigger pair... I hate to see girls with the muffin top... or cake top in her case...
Aside from this being a possibly cute outfit gone wrong... Ladies... Fellas... don't wear gym shoes to the club.. cuz if u old enough to get in the club... u too old to be wearing gym shoes to it
I was at this party... they looked a mess... We not a singing group... We not going on a field trip... We do not need to match to keep up with each other.. and one of the girls with the yellow and red had on a yellow heel and a red heel.. Why? Cuz she thought we were still in sixth grade... Not that they all look bad individually(Except for baby girl with the jogging suit... cuz we wear jogging suits when we jog... not when we club.).. but matching.. boo.
She's doing too much with the white leggings... I feel like she's about to start praise dancing...
I think it was Opinionated Diva said that flowers should be left in the ground... If you didn't agree before... don't you agree now?
ATTENTION STRIPPERS: PLEASE STOP AT THE CRIB AND CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES WHEN YOU GET OFF WORK BEFORE YOU COME TO THE CLUB. THANKS.
  
Now that I'm looking at this.. I think this is the same girl.. I saw her in pix from other parties... but she didn't look this stank.. just nasty.Labels: Detroit Mess, WTF |
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My avatar is pretty cooh....lol
I gotta new update today...
ANd I know u in one of those pics...so which one is you?LOL
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My top three winners of the most fabulously fug award goes to…
Second Runner Up: The chicks all dressed in red with the mismatched shoes…WTF?! I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone try to coordinate so much that they wear different shoes. We used to do different socks in the 80’s but shoes???! Nah. And what kinda grown ass women wanna dress the same to go clubbing?
First Runner Up: Blogger Breakfast chicks. I was eating when I saw them…but when I read your promise that they could provide pancake titties & roles…I nearly choked on my food. So yeah…they get second place.
The Winner: The stripper chick dressed in the green catsuit patterned after the hundred dolla bill with the matching tomahawk hairdo. Gotta love that creativity even though it looks hideous!!!
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@ yazmar.. no I'm not in these pix on here lol.. i'm on the site tho.. and your avatar.. is still cracking me up! lol
@ OD... kids... CHILDREN... like elementary/middle school kids do that.. and i haven't seen them do that in YEARS.. same thing i was thinkin when i saw them walkin thru the club.. what kinda grown ass women... and the stripper chick definitely takes the cake.. i saved the best for last!
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That is some hot ass cabaret on Fenkell & Wyoming mess.
Bygbaby
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@byg.. it wasn't even at a cabaret.. not even in the hood.. all these are from clubs downtown
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I'm having my birthday party on Saturday. I'll be looking to see if there is anyone as bad as these individuals that you've shown me.
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oh that was funny. I guess thats what happens when they are the "strange hair/fashion capitol of the Nation" co shared with ATL.
hella funny post.
Go Cavs!! I done told you, girl and you go to UM too?
Man, ur killing me...hahahahaha
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hey miss lady...Go Cavs!! and Go OSU, too!!
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@ Organized.. were there some ppl that bad..
@ DC.. ur killing me... I'll say Go Cavs... but never OSU... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Wow...so this is what I'm missing in the clubs huh.
Ok I'm not missin' dat!
Ok Boo. Spurs. Go with the winners!
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@ G... I know the spurs are gonna win lol
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the spurs are goone what??? you lost cool points with me on that one.
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CASE INFORMATION
Number: CR-06-482292-A
Caption: THE STATE OF OHIO vs. DAMON MARBURY
Status: CASE CLOSED
Judge Name: JOHN J RUSSO
PO Name: RICHARD P KRAFT
Next Event: N/A
Arrested: N/A
DEFENDANT INFORMATION
Number: 104739
Name: DAMON C MARBURY
Status: DEFN BAIL
Date of Birth: 06/25/1969
Race: BLACK
Sex: MALE
CHARGES
Statute Description
2913.02 THEFT; AGGRAVATED THEFT
2913.11 PASSING BAD CHECKS
2913.11 PASSING BAD CHECKS
2913.11 PASSING BAD CHECKS
2913.11 PASSING BAD CHECKS
DEFENDANT IN COURT. COUNSEL MARY JO TIPPING PRESENT. COURT REPORTER BERNICE KING PRESENT. ON A FORMER DAY OF COURT THE DEFENDANT PLEAD GUILTY TO THEFT; AGGRAVATED THEFT 2913.02 - F5 AS CHARGED IN COUNT(S) 1 OF THE INDICTMENT. DEFENDANT ADDRESSES THE COURT. THE COURT CONSIDERED ALL REQUIRED FACTORS OF THE LAW. THE COURT FINDS THAT A COMMUNITY CONTROL SANCTION WILL ADEQUATELY PROTECT THE PUBLIC AND WILL NOT DEMEAN THE SERIOUSNESS OF THE OFFENSE. IT IS THEREFORE ORDERED THAT THE DEFENDANT IS SENTENCED TO 5 YEAR(S) OF COMMUNITY CONTROL, UNDER SUPERVISION OF THE ADULT PROBATION DEPARTMENT WITH THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS: DEFENDANT TO ABIDE BY THE RULES AND REGULATIONS OF THE PROBATION DEPARTMENT. COURT ORDERS DEFENDANT TO BE SUPERVISED BY: REGULAR SUPERVISION UNIT SUBMIT TO RANDOM DRUG TESTING OBTAIN / MAINTAIN VERIFIABLE EMPLOYMENT, PROVIDE PROOF OF EMPLOYMENT TO THE PROBATION DEPARTMENT. VIOLATION OF THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS MAY RESULT IN MORE RESTRICTIVE SANCTIONS, OR A PRISON TERM OF 10 MONTH(S) AS APPROVED BY LAW. DEFENDANT ADVISED POST RELEASE CONTROL IS PART OF THIS PRISON SENTENCE FOR THE ABOVE FELONY(S) UNDER O.R.C.2967.28. FOR 3 YEARS. RESTITUTION ORDERED IN THE AMOUNT OF $10,755.00 TO BEATRICE HERRON, LILLIAN MIDDLEBROOKS, TORI ANDERSON, CHAUTE CLARK AND OTHER UNKNOWN VICTIMS.; PAYABLE THROUGH THE PROBATION DEPARTMENT. THE DEFENDANT IS ORDERED TO PAY A SUPERVISION FEE IN THE SUM OF $ 200.00. DEFENDANT IS TO PAY COURT COSTS. 05/29/2007 CPMOM 05/29/2007 12:18:29
Case Number Case Title
CR-07-496933-A THE STATE OF OHIO vs. DAMON C MARBURY
CR-07-496932-A THE STATE OF OHIO vs. DAMON C MARBURY
CR-93-297195-B STATE OF OHIO vs. DAMON MARBURY
CR-92-290151-B STATE OF OHIO vs. DAMON MARBURY
CR-91-261882-ZA STATE OF OHIO vs. DAMON C MARBURY
CR-90-250000-ZA STATE OF OHIO vs. DAMON C MARBURY
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Okay ^--^ WTF??????
That aside. You are crazy in tha fukkin head!!!!! Pancake titties and rolls! LMAO!!!! Somebody PLEASE bring me some oxygen!?!?!
And where the hell did the Ben Franklin ensemble come from? Hell?
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@ DC... I said it and it happened... Mz Coko is psychic...
@ anon... um. ok.
@ 68... lol.. i am glad i could entertain u
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My avatar is pretty cooh....lol
I gotta new update today...
ANd I know u in one of those pics...so which one is you?LOL