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Name: Coko Mulan
Home: Detroit, MI, United States
About Me: 23. Christian. TheDazzleCartelFounder.SalonZeroDegrees.AccessoryFreak. ShoeAddict. UniversityOfMichiganAlumni. BigSister. Daughter. AttitudeProblem. Comedienne. Shop-a-holic. Intellectual(Duh). Opinionated
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  Monday, June 18, 2007  
 
 
Detroit Mess #2
Ok so.. I'm going through the club pix to give you all Detroit Mess #2... and there wasn't much... usually the parties where the professionals take pix at are pretty nice and classy... but I was on somebody's MySpace page... and one of their top friends was this hot n shitty mess... and I said that I wouldn't post personal pix... only pix from photographers... but then I realized.. I only said it in my head so.. here ya go!





These images produce the same effect as gouging my eyes out would... pain and blindness


If you have suddenly experienced instant vaginal dryness... don't worry... u don't have a STD... it's just this photo.


I mean... I could caption these photos but... a picture says a thousand words and then some.. don't ya think?

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posted by Coko Mulan @ 3:07 PM   14 comments
 
 
  Thursday, May 31, 2007  
 
 
Detroit Mess #1
So.. I was looking at pictures from when I went out to a club one day.. there are always photographers at the party and my mama said somebody looked a mess... then she said she was gonna make a post called Detroit Mess in her lil yahoo group.. but she don't blog no more so.. I shall share the Detroit Mess with the rest of the blog world.. Thanks mom ;)


Squirrel fur around the neck... never a good look...


Cut up shirts.. are for the gym... and for 8th graders.. and I don't know whats up with that pose in the second shot.. it is NOT the glory


Fellas.. save the walking suits for church... or for the Salvation Army... and please... PLEASE don't wear boots that go up your leg... that is sooo homo


Matching your hair... to your outfit... is always a bad idea... If your hair color can be found in the Crayola box... that's not good either... oh yeah.. Ladies.. before you take pix.. make sure your GIRDLE IS PUT UP!


Ok... so.. I know your roots might get a lil raggedy in the club.. especially if u perm-free or are in need of a touch-up.. but there is no need for nobody's eyebrows to look like that! Caterpillars are NOT cute. Ya'll know that irks me...


They actually don't look bad. It's just... I'm mad that she put on her big brother's shirt under that t-shirt.. How yo undershirt gon be bigger than your overshirt? I see the outfit u dreamed of.. but u turned it into a nightmare.. booo.


We can have a blogger breakfast with them.. pancake titties and rolls galore! Just nasty


I don't care how big or small u are.. if u have rolls.. they should be covered.. not visible... especially if they are VERTICAL! And if your stomach is hanging over your pants... get a bigger pair... I hate to see girls with the muffin top... or cake top in her case...


Aside from this being a possibly cute outfit gone wrong... Ladies... Fellas... don't wear gym shoes to the club.. cuz if u old enough to get in the club... u too old to be wearing gym shoes to it


I was at this party... they looked a mess... We not a singing group... We not going on a field trip... We do not need to match to keep up with each other.. and one of the girls with the yellow and red had on a yellow heel and a red heel.. Why? Cuz she thought we were still in sixth grade... Not that they all look bad individually(Except for baby girl with the jogging suit... cuz we wear jogging suits when we jog... not when we club.).. but matching.. boo.


She's doing too much with the white leggings... I feel like she's about to start praise dancing...


I think it was Opinionated Diva said that flowers should be left in the ground... If you didn't agree before... don't you agree now?

ATTENTION STRIPPERS: PLEASE STOP AT THE CRIB AND CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES WHEN YOU GET OFF WORK BEFORE YOU COME TO THE CLUB. THANKS.

Now that I'm looking at this.. I think this is the same girl.. I saw her in pix from other parties... but she didn't look this stank.. just nasty.

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posted by Coko Mulan @ 7:49 AM   16 comments