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Name: Coko Mulan
Home: Detroit, MI, United States
About Me: 23. Christian. TheDazzleCartelFounder.SalonZeroDegrees.AccessoryFreak. ShoeAddict. UniversityOfMichiganAlumni. BigSister. Daughter. AttitudeProblem. Comedienne. Shop-a-holic. Intellectual(Duh). Opinionated
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  Thursday, May 31, 2007  
 
 
Detroit Mess #1
So.. I was looking at pictures from when I went out to a club one day.. there are always photographers at the party and my mama said somebody looked a mess... then she said she was gonna make a post called Detroit Mess in her lil yahoo group.. but she don't blog no more so.. I shall share the Detroit Mess with the rest of the blog world.. Thanks mom ;)


Squirrel fur around the neck... never a good look...


Cut up shirts.. are for the gym... and for 8th graders.. and I don't know whats up with that pose in the second shot.. it is NOT the glory


Fellas.. save the walking suits for church... or for the Salvation Army... and please... PLEASE don't wear boots that go up your leg... that is sooo homo


Matching your hair... to your outfit... is always a bad idea... If your hair color can be found in the Crayola box... that's not good either... oh yeah.. Ladies.. before you take pix.. make sure your GIRDLE IS PUT UP!


Ok... so.. I know your roots might get a lil raggedy in the club.. especially if u perm-free or are in need of a touch-up.. but there is no need for nobody's eyebrows to look like that! Caterpillars are NOT cute. Ya'll know that irks me...


They actually don't look bad. It's just... I'm mad that she put on her big brother's shirt under that t-shirt.. How yo undershirt gon be bigger than your overshirt? I see the outfit u dreamed of.. but u turned it into a nightmare.. booo.


We can have a blogger breakfast with them.. pancake titties and rolls galore! Just nasty


I don't care how big or small u are.. if u have rolls.. they should be covered.. not visible... especially if they are VERTICAL! And if your stomach is hanging over your pants... get a bigger pair... I hate to see girls with the muffin top... or cake top in her case...


Aside from this being a possibly cute outfit gone wrong... Ladies... Fellas... don't wear gym shoes to the club.. cuz if u old enough to get in the club... u too old to be wearing gym shoes to it


I was at this party... they looked a mess... We not a singing group... We not going on a field trip... We do not need to match to keep up with each other.. and one of the girls with the yellow and red had on a yellow heel and a red heel.. Why? Cuz she thought we were still in sixth grade... Not that they all look bad individually(Except for baby girl with the jogging suit... cuz we wear jogging suits when we jog... not when we club.).. but matching.. boo.


She's doing too much with the white leggings... I feel like she's about to start praise dancing...


I think it was Opinionated Diva said that flowers should be left in the ground... If you didn't agree before... don't you agree now?

ATTENTION STRIPPERS: PLEASE STOP AT THE CRIB AND CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES WHEN YOU GET OFF WORK BEFORE YOU COME TO THE CLUB. THANKS.

Now that I'm looking at this.. I think this is the same girl.. I saw her in pix from other parties... but she didn't look this stank.. just nasty.

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posted by Coko Mulan @ 7:49 AM   16 comments
 
 
   
 
 
The Difference Between White People and Black People...
If I would have saw this... I wouldn't have been nowhere to be found... or I woulda been found right where I first saw the hog... passed out.

1,000 Pound Hog
May 31 2007 8:13AM EST
Hogzilla is being made into a horror movie. But the sequel may be even bigger: Meet Monster Pig. An 11-year-old boy used a pistol to kill a wild hog his father says weighed a staggering 1,051 pounds and measured 9 feet 4, from the tip of its snout to the base of its tail. Think hams as big as car tires.




In this photo released by Melynne Stone, Jamison Stone, 11, poses with a wild pig he killed near Delta, Ala., May 3, 2007. Stone's father says the hog weighed a staggering 1,051 pounds and measured 9-feet-4 from the tip of its snout to the base of its tail. If claims of the animal's size are true, it would be larger than ``Hogzilla,'' the huge hog killed in Georgia in 2004.


If the claims are accurate, Jamison Stone's trophy boar would be bigger than Hogzilla, the famed wild hog that grew to seemingly mythical proportions after being killed in south Georgia in 2004.

Hogzilla originally was thought to weigh 1,000 pounds and measure 12 feet long. National Geographic experts who unearthed its remains believe the animal actually weighed about 800 pounds and was 8 feet long.

Regardless of the comparison, Jamison is reveling in the attention over his pig.

"It feels really good," Jamison said in a telephone interview with The Associated Press. "It's a good accomplishment. I probably won't ever kill anything else that big."

Jamison, who killed his first deer at age 5, was hunting with father Mike Stone and two guides in east Alabama on May 3 when he bagged Monster Pig. He said he shot the huge animal eight times with a .50-caliber revolver and chased it for three hours through hilly woods before finishing it off with a point-blank shot.

Through it all, there was the fear that the animal would turn and charge them, as wild boars have a reputation for doing.

"I was a little bit scared, a little bit excited," said Jamison, who lives in Pickensville on the Mississippi border. He just finished the sixth grade on the honor roll at Christian Heritage Academy, a small, private school.

His father said that, just to be extra safe, he and the guides had high-powered rifles aimed and ready to fire in case the beast, with 5-inch tusks, decided to charge.

With the animal finally dead in a creek bed on the 2,500-acre Lost Creek Plantation, a commercial hunting preserve in Delta, trees had to be cut down and a backhoe brought in to bring Jamison's prize out of the woods.

It was hauled on a truck to the Clay County Farmers Exchange in Lineville, where Jeff Kinder said they used his scale, recently calibrated, to weigh the hog.

Kinder's scale measures only to the nearest 10, but Mike Stone said it balanced one notch past the 1,050-pound mark.

"It probably weighed 1,060 pounds. We were just afraid to change it once the story was out," he said.

The hog's head is being mounted by Jerry Cunningham of Jerry's Taxidermy. Cunningham said the animal measured 54 inches around the head, 74 inches around the shoulders and 11 inches from the eyes to the end of its snout.

"It's huge," he said. "It's just the biggest thing I've ever seen."

Mike Stone is having sausage made from the rest of the animal. "We'll probably get 500 to 700 pounds," he said.

Jamison, meanwhile, has been offered a small part in "The Legend of Hogzilla," a small-time horror flick based on the tale of the Georgia boar. The movie is holding casting calls with plans to begin filming in Georgia.

Jamison is enjoying the newfound celebrity generated by the hog hunt, but he said he prefers hunting pheasants to monster pigs: "They are a little less dangerous."
posted by Coko Mulan @ 5:28 AM   3 comments
 
 
  Wednesday, May 30, 2007  
 
 
Weekend Finally Over
Hey Blogland... I'm back after an extra long weekend... Friday-Tuesday... lots of stuff went down.. My cousin's baby girl passed away this weekend. I never saw her but he always sends me pictures of her and her twin brother to my phone. She was very tiny. Keep the family in your prayers.


My brother went to prom yesterday. He had already went to his girlfriend's prom last week... and they went to his prom yesterday.

Pics from Girlfriend's prom:



Now... this dress... and this hair.. me no likey (and my mom said I was wrong because I said her dress was ugly... but it is ugly. Hi mom.. I know you're reading)

Now for the boy's (my mom calls him the boy and me the girl) prom... he tried to get her hair done because he didnt like it but she refused... said her crazy over-protective mama would do it... This had us worried but.. she did good.

He was doing it real big... He told me this morning before he left for Cedar Pointe was best dressed at the prom...

I guess she looked better for his prom than her prom... I guess she had to show all the other girls why she's the girlfriend..

Aww it was just 2 years ago he saw me off to prom.. how time flies

When all of the kids put their pix up.. I'll show you what kids are wearing to prom these days... Usually at our prom there is nothing too outrageous or ghetto.. but.. u know there is always one...

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posted by Coko Mulan @ 6:52 AM   6 comments
 
 
  Thursday, May 24, 2007  
 
 
Michigan roads... and Kill Yourself: Dumbass
I don't know if any of you have ever been to Michigan but... our roads suck... they are shitty.. Not only in Detroit... but all over Michigan... there are potholes big enough for my car to fit in (not like my car is that big) and I ruined my first car because of some potholes.
Michigan drivers pay about $7 billion a year in added vehicle maintenance, wasted fuel costs and death and injury related to poor roads. Read more click here.


I didn't even read that article... but u know the roads are bad if they killing people.. whenever we drive out of state... I know we in Ohio not because of the Welcome to Ohio sign but as soon ( I mean instantly) as we cross state lines it gets quiet in the car because the road is smooth.. You know the road is bad if its killin folks... We prolly have the worst roads in the country... I'll put my money on it.. Nebody else got bad roads?


Remember when I wrote about that 91-year-old man getting beat? in 20 Questions... Well they caught the boy who did it... and he did beat the shit out that old man... (video footage here) Why is this nigga requesting police protection in jail because he think somebody gon whoop that ass cuz of what he did... let them whoop that ass... or u could just kill yourself.. DUMBASS!! When he goes I'll find him in OTIS... I'll write him nasty letters.. don't fuck with old people!!

Should I buy this dress?



Cuz I already have these shoes:


It's at Charlotte-russe.com but not in the store that I went to the other day... I guess if i couldnt fit it i could always take it back to the store

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posted by Coko Mulan @ 6:56 AM   16 comments
 
 
  Wednesday, May 23, 2007  
 
 
Kill Yourself: Money-hungry lezbo's
This bull has pissed me off... I already do not agree with homosexuality, it's against my religion. Before we get into that.. I don't hate gays.. I have lesbian friends and I luv them 2 death.. I just don't agree with their decisions.. just like i wouldn't approve of my best friend being a hoe, my cousin being a drug dealer, my uncle doing drugs... but thats another topic for another day anyway.. read this:
Pennsylvania Court Orders Sperm Donor to Lesbian Couple to Pay Child Support
Wednesday, May 09, 2007

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HARRISBURG, Pennsylvania — A sperm donor who helped a lesbian couple conceive two children is liable for child support under a state appellate court ruling that a legal expert believes might be the first of its kind in the U.S.

A Superior Court panel last week ordered a Dauphin County judge to establish how much Carl L. Frampton Jr. would have to pay to the birth mother of the 8-year-old boy and 7-year-old girl.

"I'm unaware of any other state appellate court that has found that a child has, simultaneously, three adults who are financially obligated to the child's support and are also entitled to visitation," said New York Law School professor Arthur S. Leonard, an expert on sexuality and the law.

But Frampton, 60, of Indiana, Pennsylvania, died suddenly of a stroke in March, leaving lawyers involved in the case with different theories about how his death may affect the precedent-setting case.

Jodilynn Jacob, 33, and Jennifer Lee Shultz-Jacob, 48, moved in together as a couple in 1996, and were granted a civil-union license in Vermont in 2002. In addition to conceiving the two children with the help of Frampton — a longtime friend of Shultz-Jacob's — Jacob also adopted her brother's two older children, now 12 and 13

But the women's relationship fell apart, and Jacob and the children moved out of their Dillsburg, Pennsylvania, home in February 2006.

Shortly afterward, a court awarded her about $1,000 a month in support from Shultz-Jacob. Shultz-Jacob later lost an effort to have the court force Frampton to contribute support — a decision that the Superior Court overturned April 30.

Jacob, who now lives in Harrisburg, said Frampton provided some financial support over the years and gradually took a greater interest in the children.

"Part of the decision came down because he was so involved with them," Jacob said Wednesday. "It wasn't that he went to the (sperm) bank and that was it. They called him Papa."

The process was very informal — Jacob was inseminated at home.

In his written opinion requiring Frampton to help pay for the child's support, Superior Court Judge John T.J. Kelly Jr. noted that Frampton spent thousands of dollars on the children, including purchases of toys and clothing.

The children knew he was their biological father, but Frampton opposed the effort to compel support from him.

"We made the argument that, according to Pennsylvania law as it stands, there can really only be two adult individuals that can be held liable for support in a child-custody case," said Frampton's lawyer, Matthew Aaron Smith.

Shultz-Jacob's lawyer, Heather Z. Reynosa, wants Frampton's support obligation to be made retroactive to when Jacob first filed for support. Frampton's Social Security survivor benefits may also help reduce Shultz-Jacob's monthly obligation.

It is unclear how the child-support guidelines, which assume two parents, will be adapted to account for three parents.

"That's what's going to be interesting, because there's not a whole lot of guidance out there," Reynosa said.

The state Supreme Court is currently considering a similar case, in which a sperm donor wants to enforce a promise made by the mother that he would not have to be involved in the child's life. That biological father was ordered to pay $1,520 in monthly support.

About two-thirds of states have adopted versions of the Uniform Parentage Act that can shield sperm donors from being forced to assume parenting responsibilities. Pennsylvania has no such law.






Ummm... I'm sorry but I think this a bunch of BULL... you wanna be a damn lesbian and have your relationship.... get married.. or civilly unioned... whatever. but when your relationship falls apart u want the man who gave u the GIFT of life to pay for the child... PLEASE KILL YOURSELF. Thanks...

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posted by Coko Mulan @ 7:47 AM   6 comments
 
 
  Tuesday, May 22, 2007  
 
 
Kill Yourself: Kelz and Omarion... and the rest of the Shoe Overdose
I get real offended when somebody compares themselves to the late, the great, Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. R. Kelly compared himself to MLK... exact words ""I'm the Ali of today. I'm the Marvin Gaye of today. I'm the Bob Marley of today. I'm the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us. And a lot of people are starting to realize that now."

You can say Ali, you can say Marvin Gaye, and you can say Bob Marley but don't do Martin...

R. Kelly... for that comment kill yourself... and Beyonce... even though u my girl... For that line "I can do for you what Martin did for the people" and that nappy ass wig/weave u had on the other day please... kill yourself


Now I used to be like a huge B2K fan... stalked them and everything and they could do no wrong in my book... even Omarion (although he was my least fav.) but for this outfit...

you should KILL YOURSELF!! That's the most homo hoodie i have ever seen...


Anyway... yesterday I knew I forgot some shoes... when I say OverDose on shoes I meant it...sooo here are the rest from Bakers




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posted by Coko Mulan @ 11:23 AM   7 comments
 
 
  Monday, May 21, 2007  
 
 
OverDose on Shoes
Hey Hey Hey... I'm back... I guess you can tell by now that I don't blog on the weekends... only when I'm at work.. I know u missed me... but anyway.. I was looking at shoes... and I have a serious shoe fetish... my shoe game is sick like a kid with the flu... since I've been grown (only about 2-3 years) I've bought about 30-40 pairs of shoes a year... all kinds of shoes.. flats, heels, slip-ons, tennis shoes, sporty, any kind of shoe.. before then I would buy maybe 10 pair a year..I like them..yes... I have a problem.. nehoot... here is this weeks OverDose.. and this time.. I'll put the links of where I found the shoe over the shoes.

Zappos










*note- some of these are from Zappos Couture section...

Charlotte Russe



Shoe Show and Shoe Depot



Forever 21


Jildor Shoes


Shoes.com



Underground Station





Check out these BeDazzled (with swarovski crystals), painted, and embellished handmade shoes... I don't even like chucks but I would rock these.. BeDazzled Truth Inc. These are some young black girls... and apparently they put crystals on EVERYTHING (even skateboards)

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posted by Coko Mulan @ 11:06 AM   6 comments