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Name: Coko Mulan
Home: Detroit, MI, United States
About Me: 23. Christian. TheDazzleCartelFounder.SalonZeroDegrees.AccessoryFreak. ShoeAddict. UniversityOfMichiganAlumni. BigSister. Daughter. AttitudeProblem. Comedienne. Shop-a-holic. Intellectual(Duh). Opinionated
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Friday, October 17, 2008 |
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| Hoodrat Hierarchy |
Just wanted to share with the world what my roommate and her friends came up with and what I added to it.
@ the top we have the Hood Rhatta- or just Rhatta for short- hood
rhattas keep themselves up.. Macy's is their fav store cuz it got all
the labels in one place, Roc-a-wear, baby phat, etc. They don't care
what label it is long as they got it on. Hair stay done. may have 2 or
more colors in their hair. Nails done etc. Etc. Their man is usually a
baller if they have one, and they r in a real college. They are what u
would think of as boughetto.. They love all things ghetto. They have no
kids. They might "model" on the side.
Next we have ratadoo- the most important distinction between a ratadoo
and a rhatta is that a ratadoo has children (no more than 2)and a rhatta
does not. Also.. Ratadoos are in the more trade and vocational schools
like cosmetology, medical billing, LPN, etc. Etc.
Then we have the hoodie rat. Now hoodie rat got her GED maybe a high
school diploma.. Couple kids.. Couple baby daddies but she keep herself
together.. As together as a hoodie rat can get... think of a bust it
baby.. Cuz u know her boyfriend who has not fathered her 4 kids is a po'
roller.. But she still sleeping with the other baby daddys. She might
braid her in the basement.. Work @ mcdonalds.. Etc. Etc... and she is
rainbow and dots fresh. She keep her hair matchin her outfits... its cute.. for a hoodie rat.
Then we come to the street rat.. Now the street rat is just out here...
her job consists of selling her bridge card and makin sure the various
checks for her kids stay comin thru. She and all the chirrens live wit
about 7 other ppl. She just fucking and suckin whoeva..her cousin
boyfriend.. Baby daddy best friend.. Everybody is fair game and she looks like it
Then @ the bottom of the hoodrat hierarchy is the sewer rat. Now the
sewer rat was just added this weekend becuz me & my bff from howard
could not describe the utter fugglemuffiness characteristic of that
chick from "its so cold in the D" so we decided that she is the epitome
of the sewer rat |
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lolololol @ ole girl from it's "so cold in the D" and slightly perturbed that I even know what you're talking about, but yeah, she's definitely the epitome of the sewer rat.
I know you got time to blog more if you and your friends have time to come up with categories for hoodrats.
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LOL.. it's a shame that everybody knows what I'm talkin bout with that chick. I was disgusted... she DEFINITELY does not represent Detroit chicks!!!!!!
And LOL... I am just rarely on the computer long enough to sit still.. but u must admit.. I am getting better!
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lolololol @ ole girl from it's "so cold in the D" and slightly perturbed that I even know what you're talking about, but yeah, she's definitely the epitome of the sewer rat.
I know you got time to blog more if you and your friends have time to come up with categories for hoodrats.